
Monday, June 29, 2009
Grumblegrumble

Sunday, June 21, 2009
Can't live in the past, but I do from time to time
These two pictures are a bit of a before and after snapshot to the evolution of my being. The picture on top is was taken July 24, 2007. I was living in Green Bay then, and living the high life. No literally, maybe not marijuana, but certainly the lady on the moon, aka Miller High Life. Plenty of it too obviously seeing how I'm about to top out of this shirt. As a quick sidebar I'm going to predict Rich and I probably won this game of beer pong. The bottom picture was taken last night at the Corpsmen Ball June 21, 2009. In almost two years I want to say I like the way I look more now than what I did back then. These two pictures were taken because I am wearing the same shirt to give an idea of comparision, or a constant if you will. Thank you to all of my science teachers for that one; yes, I was actually listening. I just thought this would be a good ice-breaker.Laughlin paid for Ice and myself. There were others though who tagged along. The Filipino is Garica whom I mentioned before. The skinny blonde kid is Campbell. He is 18 years old and just got off of restriction for underage drinking. He is drinking coke here. The goon on the left is Ellis. When he was busted for underage drinking he was only 19, but now he is 20. Everyone at the table is pretty cool with everyone else. We had a great time telling stories and being merry. The action didn't start until dinner was over and it was time to start bar hopping. Ice, Garcia, and myself are outside. Ice is talking to Satski on the phone while Garcia is trying to convince me that I had a chance with some girl back in Virginia who we went to school with. The truth of that is Garcia had no idea that Ganih and I were just friends and that's the way we wanted to keep it.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
You are Japan, I am Godzilla part deux
Darryl and Satski are back in their hotel room at 1730 (5:30pm) and I decide to take a hike to find a bar. Japan really doesn't have a bar time how the states does. Instead of bars closing at 2am, they're open till 6 or 7am especially on a Saturday night like it was. As a quick sidebar, the navy has set up rules that we sailors can't stay out drinking between 2am-6am at clubs and bars, but that isn't the Japanese rule, but we still have to follow what Uncle Sam has to say. Confusing yet? Okay, so I didn't know that bars didn't open up till 6pm all over Kumamoto. That was okay because it gave me a chance to walk around and see what the city had to offer. My camera phone was charging at the time, but I'm pretty sure I walked through the strip club precinct based on the size of the bouncers at the door, suggestive (but not telling) pictures in the windows, and pink neon lights beaming all around me. Good thing there was a cover charge cause at the time I was feeling I'm not sure if there was much more keeping me from meandering on in.
6pm comes and I kind my establishment which is fine because I sort of wanted to drink alone to gather my thoughts. Of course this doesn't happen. The bartender speaks about as much English as I do Japanese and tries to tell me that he visited Los Angeles once in '93. On top of that he doesn't know how to make a martini, so he rifles through his book and gets out the supplies and then offers me to show him how to make it. The end of this is my martini's were only $4 each. This guy just wouldn't walk away from me to do his job. All I wanted was to be left alone, but the last thing we were talking about before I left was about the movie "Lost in Translation" and how Bill Murray was in Japan advertising Suntory Whiskey in the movie. Either way I was well on my way to a productive evening after 3 martinis.
At 730pm I go and get the two lovers and we can't decide where to eat. That was when I suggested the bar/resteraunt I was just at. I order some kind of rice'n'pork dish and an Asahi (brand of beer). From dinner on the night and my money goes kind of fast.
I d0n't know all the bars we went to, and even if I did it wasn't important. What is important to the story plot is I got shit-housed drunk which in turn provided the more responsible drinkers of the night, aka Ice and Satski, a helluva lot of entertainment for the night.
The rest of the trip is best summed up in an email to my BFF, Rich. Some of what is said is not child friendly, then again a lot of what I said about this trip isn't child friendly:
Not sure how many bars I went to. There was this International bar though I do remember that had a bartender who saw my Green Bay swimming shirt andtold me she was an exchange student at Eau Claire. I was too tore up to comment back.
There was one time though I remember walking into a 7/11 (yes, we have themhere too) and getting a coke because I wanted to try and "pace" myself. When I told Ice this, I told him to police me if I strayed from my originalintent. That didn't last long. When he tried to remind me I yelled at himsaying that, "im a grown ass man and I can do whatever the fuck I want!" Ieven bummed a cigarette from some chick. Pretty good looking at the time,but not when I looked at my camera the next morning.
We went to this empty bar to play darts (which I of course won) and theytotally jewed me over. Not only were the glasses tiny and they charged $5 for them, but they had a cover charge, on an empty fucking bar! I about went Clint Eastwood on them. The night ended by going to McDonald's so I couldget an ice-cream cone and vent about Osko jagging me around. You know how I get.
A huge assest to Japan is man-power. They have tons of people lining thestreet with fliers passing out advertisments. Of course I though it'd be agood idea to help them. So I was screaming to everyone to take my flierbecause "I'm American." I even tried to sell doughnuts for some girl.
There was one trio of girls I walked by and I asked if they spoke English,yes, English. Before they could even nod their heads one way or the other, I said "me neither" with a gay fling of my arm as I kept walking. Some of thepictures I'll post are pretty good.
I was in bed my midnight. My mattress was rock hard, everything mini-me sized. God I love this country and hate it even more when I'm wasted.
Next morning of course I felt like ass. McDonald's for breakfast didn't help anyone. I was able to pull off my hung over idiot routine as I'm know for. Afterwards we changed our bus ticket to leave at 1430 instead of the 1900 originally planned. There is just nothing to do in the city we were in,Kummoto (SP?). Thank God we made that change.
The last thing we left was go to a karoke bar. Pretty cool actually except Ican't sing for shit, but didn't stop me from singing some Dragonforce (all the good bands were unavailable). Of course Osko had to show back up which didn't make the situation comfortable at all, but I managed. She gave me therun-around why she couldn't make it out, but in the end, she simply wasn't there which was all I needed to know.
At 1430 we got on the bus and got the fuck out of there. I vowed never to return to that city again.
In other business the swim season officially started on Monday. I'm pretty stoked about it, but I wish things were a little different. It isn't that competitive at all. That alters intensity of practices and planning of work-outs. Also, there is a lot of belly-rubbing going on. Not saying I want to throw another clipboard in the water, but if wasn't any room for that in Seymour, there DEFINITELY isn't any room for it here. I like being able to talk to the kids about stuff, I suppose it's hard for me to get back onto the level of an elementary school aged kid. I wish things was a little more organized too. In the past I had an entire summer to prep for my "mission." I only had literally a weekend from the time I got the roster to the time of the first practice. It doesn't help that the base commanding officer's kids are on the team, a master chief kids' are on the team, and an officer from the clinic has a kid on the team. A lot more important eyes are watching me which adds more pressure.
Also, I have an assistant coach now. He is a 3rd class navy diver (you know, like Cuba Gooding Jr and Robert DeNiro in "Men of Honor") named Kristoph. It was one thing when Andy and I coached because we were such good friends, but with Kristoph it is a little different. Though I am the head coach, I'm going to try to make it as similar as it was with Andy in Seymour. Let's hope for a miracle, and let Kristoph and myself
have a fraction of what I had in Seymour.
Morale is back on high now that I'm back in Sasebo. Though I'm very tired and busy busy busy, I can take comfort that the days come and go fast.
Monday, June 15, 2009
You are Japan, I am Godzilla.
Osko is standing next to me and the wannabe ninja. The spear was a cross between plastic and Wal-mart toy. Anyway, the castle was pretty cool. I'm not huge into Asian history so it was hard to really appriciate what I was looking at. All I was trying to do was the only advice I recieved from the boys for "success" which was, "be nice!" Those who know (at least the boys) me can guess who simple that task was.
After the castle we hiked it to a American-ish resteraunt. Not bad except when I had to go #2 after lunch. No, I didn't have to squat for my stool dropping, but I did have to do my business in very tight quarters. Never fun when you can't relax during your basking in the glory time.
After lunch we checked into my hotel. Mine was tiny. Like a picture is posted but you can't see it because my room was so small. Just kidding, but seriously. When facebook finally starts acting like a reliable communication tool I'll post a couple pics of what my room looked like. As Darryl said on the trip home though when he tried to calm me down from my ranting, "You could have least fit two Japanese girls in that bed, dude."
Following the hotel we hit up the garden. This is when my trip would start to take a turn for the worse. I realized that Osko had to leave before dinner so she could attend a business dinner. This was unknown to both Ice and myself, and it changed the circumstances very greatly.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
All Along the Watchtower
As mentioned in the paragraph above, I was waiting for pictures to get to me from the frocking ceremony. Obviously they are not posted on this post. This is because it is 0307 in the morning in Japan and I'm at the ER desk in the clinic technically standing watch. Though I do have the pictures on a disk sitting in my room, I can't put that disk or any other mechanism of communication in a government computer (ie flashdrives) without getting into a world of bad juju if I'm "caught." To minimize this stress, I assume the risk of viruses and such on my computer. I have been getting some gripes (Bob Chasteen cough, cough) about when this post was coming out and since I had some down time I thought I should knock out this post even without pictures. I'll post one or two from my frocking ceremony in the next post, or catch all the action on my facebook profile.
So I wanted to treat myself to some decent computer speakers. I watch a lot of movies on my computer, and I don't feel like ponying up for a new flat-screen TV and DVD player just yet when I have other goals in mind. So I get on Bestbuy.com and get a more expensive set of Bose speakers. One point in my column of awesomeness, right? No, despite the wait to ship the product from Ohio, and then the 10 day wait for mail to get here from the states, I plug everything in and I come to find that one of the speakers does not work. This is after I had Rich help me on Skype, Laughlin who was in my room at the time, and my roommate (I'll touch on later) who is a computer science major. Now I have to mail it back at lunch today only to get a credit refund. No exchanges on mail orders. Needless to say my ass is rather chapped after this incident.
I can't remember if I told you guys about my new roommate. There was the guy who was in the room when I checked in, Carlos, but he left for San Diego. Then I had my room to myself for like 2 weeks or so which was a great gig. Then along came Nick. I would say his last name but it's very long and very Polish. Nick is from Maine, an IT (computer guy-job in the navy), a 3rd class like me, my age, and is pretty sweet guy. He places a high standard on keeping the barracks room clean (which is awesome), he is very extraverted therefore easy to talk to, and he is considerate. Though we don't run together, we get along and that's kind of important when trying to live with someone who we don't know.
Oh yes, I was officially frocked. I don't get paid until like Decemeber because that's how messed up the navy is, but I'm allowed to wear my crow and have the authority it brings. It is cool to hear lower ranks call me "HM3" now. I find myself checking my ego more often too. Pictures are posted on facebook and will be on the next post.
Alright, so check this out. Our barracks' room is not big by any stretch of the imagination. We have our own room, but it is a small room. This should warrant pictures, I know. From what I'm hearing through the grapevine though is the barracks manager is going to be putting bunkbeds in both of our rooms. Translation? 4 grown ass men living in a room smaller than 'A' school at Great Lakes. Needless to say, Laughlin, Icenhauer, and myself put in our chits to move out of base housing the next day. The same day we submitted them though they were denied. Apparentely there is a policy that we can move out of the barracks if you are an e4 (which I am) with 4 years in the navy (which I do not). E5's automatically can live off base. E1-e3 automatically have to stay in the barracks. I'm at a point of transition that is going to be looking at every loophole known to man so I don't have to be be stuck living like I'm in another training command.
Most people know this, but I really enjoyed coaching the Seymour girls. It carried me through boot camp and onwards when things got bad, the dream of coaching again. Well, that opportunity is here now. Maybe not in the degree I dreamt about, but allow me to elaborate. The MWR (morale, welfare, recreation aka a program for sailors and their families in those three areas) has created a youth sports league with a bunch of different sports ranging from tennis to gymnastics to football to swimming to baseball to many more. They are little summer leagues and I'm coaching on a volunteer basis, which doesn't bother me at all. What does bother me though is at least compared to Seymour it was a little more disorganized. Also, the team practices only 2 days a week. Any swimmer can tell you that is not good. "Fun" will be numero uno on my priority list. I just hope they can improve how they could by such limited time in the pool. By disorganized I mean I will get the roster on Friday (did i mention that the Commanding Officer's children are on the team?) where I need to email all the parents about myself, expectations from everyone, etc, and then our first practice is the very upcoming Monday. This could be interesting, but I think I want to make this into my summer project especially since I'm not taking college classes yet.
Speaking of summer projects, Operation Get Some is now in effect. What I mean by that is I'm now on a fitness program that will hopefully trim the fat, literally, and improve my fitness. There is a physician here who recently got back from a deployment in Iraq who is a PT fiend and loves doing operator type exercises to improve fitness. Yesterday was my first day with Dr. Margraff and I really liked what he had me do. He PTs 5 days a week at 0430 and then swims in the afternoon. Add that to my list of things to do, but while you're up doing that, scratch on another tack onto the awesomness column.
Overall morale is back to being high. Lots of good stuff going on. Still haven't figured out some people back home, but time will tell on them, and that is okay. It is very humid here now that we are in the "rainy season." I complain now, and all I hear in response is "it's only JUNE! Wait till late July or August!" Lovely.
